Lara Croft and the Spider God's Jewel

Lara stood before an abyss. A scary, fog-covered, endlessly deep abyss. Unfortunately not metaphoric at all. Neither did the spear poking her pretty backside lighten up her mood. It sounded oh so easy to, eh, relocate the Spider God's Jewel. Does God need a juwel? Or, for that matter, the Amazon tribe who stood watch. After all that doohickey was larger than her boobs and unfittable to be worn as a pendant. Thus, completely useless and crying to be sacked by Lara for a more usable cause. Who could have guessed that the silk line decorations hanging all over the place were actually tripwires calling in a whole army of Amazon warriors riding giant spiders?
Not even the fact that Lara capitulated without symbolically offing half of the tribe (damn, tomb raiding will get really cumbersome when you have to carry ammo box-wise...AND a big fat dohickey) seemed to soothen those 'libbers. Neither did calling the 'cruel childhood' card impress them. Anyway, now Queen C'rynn was about to hold the standard speech, seemingly always by the same speechwriter, blasphemy blabla, gruesome death yadda yadda, All Hail Spider God Hkk and the tribe is shouting "Buga! Buga!" as a refrain. Since the Queen was momentarily distracted with her great speech, it was time for Plan A, which consisted of subdueing her and threaten to throw *her* into the abyss, and making a French leave. Or at least Plan B, taking her with Lara into certain doom.
Unfortunately, C'rynn was too good in boob-to-boob combat and status was only good for Plan B. "Bugaaaaa!" the tribe cried in horror when both women plunged into the deep. From the corner of her eye Lara saw the whole tribe hastily going downward on ropes, then she disappeared in a cloud.
Good news: Downwards, the rather hard floor was waiting, but everything was plastered with capture nets of giant spiders. Which also was the bad news (compared to, say, Superman catching Lara in mid-air). Lara went to the first two without much braking, leaving two large holes and two large net owners with a grudge. The third one captured her. It contracted over her head up to her navel and she could only pedal helplessly in thin air. "Nooooo! I'm getting eaten alive!" Lara screamed as already a giant spider approached her and peeled off her already scantily-clad outfit. With one eye she saw C'rynn getting the same treatment. And then already the whole tribe came storming in for the rescue, but they were only good in kidnapping spider babys and taming them for riding, and haste made them incautious. Silk lassos spiraled around lush bodies, and womantraps made them stumble and fall into funnels, until the whole tribe was captured, nekkid and left to the mercy of the spiders. Lara squirmed desperately, until...the spider glued a silk line to her breast warts and clit?
And then the spider gently twitched at the silk. Lara cried out as suddenly torrents of lust ravaged her body. Also the Amazons moaned and squealed. "No! No! Oooooh!" The vibrations made Lara go mad. She got completely wet, and the giant spider inserted her mandibles a bit into Laras vagina and began to suck on her lust nectar. (If somebody taught Lara a bit of biology, she would have known that spiders can only digest liquid food. Sorry, no eating alive.) For a while you could only hear orgasm screams, until the spiders decided to gag the girls with silk to save their vocals. (And the spider ears, but spiders have no ears.)
After a sheer endless barrage of Laras orgasms the spider seemed to be satiated and took her into an eight-legged hug. Then her hirsute ovipositor squirmed into Laras vagina and began to pulsate, giving her an even more intense orgasm. A little spider egg was planted into Laras womb. Then she was firmly cocooned. She could only twitch a bit, making the silk lines vibrate, giving her another orgasm, forcing her to twitch again etc., a perpetuum orgasmobile.
Helpless and exhausted from lust the girls hung down in their cocoons while the spider babys grew inside them. And that took a bit less than nine months. Already after one day, Laras belly was swollen beyond all proportions, with the contours of the giant spider baby clearly visible on her skin. "Ooooh! Aaaah! My brain liquefies!" Lara thought after orgasm #239 with a last rest of her power, while the spider baby still sucked her dry from inside, then she fell inconscious. Very practically, this was the moment the spider baby chose to be "born" (in fact, it squirmed through her vagina on its own). A strong sucking on her swollen breasts made her wake up again. "My baby! My baby!" she thought lovingly, as her brain was a complete mush.
The giant spider decided that Laras body was well-fed enough for another round of Suck-The-Vagoo-And-Hide-The-Ovipositor. Another super orgasm wiped her out.

"Ooooh...where am I...Indiana Jones?" "Selfsame. One can't let your pretty ass run around on his own without it getting into trouble. When the giant spider were busy with another round of impregnation, I sneaked up your lover from behind and gave him a date with my trusty whip. Just knocked him out before he could knock you up again." "The Amazons?" "Forever love slaves of the spiders. Like I give a fuck, they seem to like it, cf. the video I ULed to Youporn. Ten million clicks and rising." "The Juwel?" "Property of science." "I kill you...AAAAH!" "Cool spider trick, I'd say. Twiddle the line, and angry Lara lies on all fours. But good bye now, I have to frag a few Nazis!" Lara wanted to jump up, but Indiana Jones let his whip vibrate a bit over her clit and she was felled by the next orgasm. Until she could free herself from the shackles of lust, it would take some time...

The End