The Terran Marine Spaceship "Fragmeister" had been adrift now for
ten years. The last fight with the Bemms had damaged its warp
engine beyond repair. It was a sheer unbelievable stroke of luck
when they came across an inhabitable planet.
Lucky, that is, for the marines. Not exactly for the inhabitants...
"Oh, look, a falling star! Quick, make a wish!" said Asquish to her
girlfriend Asquash. Both were nubile Calamari maids with long
slender tentacles and cute large eyes.
"I wanna have a boyfriend..." "No, you silly inkstand, you may not
say it aloud, or it won't work!" Asquash pursed her maw. Asquish
could talk easily that way as her own boyfriend Squishy did play the
tentacle game with her every night.
In that moment a big Kersplosh came from the near lagoon.
"Hey, the falling star must have watered! Come, let's check it out!"
Asquash blew water out of her siphon and began to swim shorewards.
"No, stop, this might be dangerous! Wait!", wailed Asquish.
"Oh, don't be such a deacon black spoilsport! What should be a
danger to big calamaris like us? I ate a whale for breakfast when
I was twelve moons old!" Asquash sped up while Asquish
hesitantly followed her.
"Oh fuck, kick my balls into orbit! Do you see what I see?" Sergeant Dread handed his binocular to his gunner "Blownapart" Holmes. "Jeeeesus on a desintegrator! Two octopussies in shirts! Haha, the one is wearing a pearl necklace!" " I wonder if the octopussy has a pussy?" "Fuck, I'd fuck the kitchen sink after ten years without a cunt!" "Quick, let's set an ambush for them! Buggrit, Soddof, Slice, fetch the big net!"
Asquish and Asquash gazed at the big spaceship. "Holy Water
Mother! This means the philosophers were right and we are not alone
in the Universe!" "I guess they are...friendly...?" Asquish gargled
reluctantly.
The net falling over them answered the question. Suddenly a huge
swarm of small strange creatures with...what where these things from
mythology called...arms and legs were over them, tying their
tentacles into knots. The squid girls leashed out and managed to
knock down a few of them, but they were outnumbered hopelessly.
Soon they were completely helpless. In fear, they watched as the
probable leader of the gang pulled down his clothing and showed
some kind of mini tentacle which began to grow bigger and bigger.
The creature uttered some noise sounding like "You babes will love
a good mean dick". Then he rammed the thing into Asquashs maw.
She coughed and squirmed as it thrusted back and forth, deeper
and deeper into her throat. Asquish squealed "Help! It's their
shlong! They are 'vishing us!" but then another
shlong cut her cries. Now all creatures joined the assault
and forced their things into every orifice and even the soft flesh
of the struggling squid girls. Asquish and Asquash nearly
suffocated as finally from the creatures things hot slimy goo
squirted into all their orifices, and passed out.
"Are they dead?" "Who gives a fuck? Throw them back into the lagoon, we have a whole planet to conquer." The current pulled away two lifeless looking bodies...
"Asquish! NOOOOO!" Squishy held the limp body of his girlfriend in his tentacles, and shouted a hateful "VENGEANCE!!" into the dawning sun...
THE END