It was Halloween (this factoid brought to you by Captain Obvious and his trusty sidekick, Duh Boy).
"Halloween Party!" Raven suggested the also obvious.
"Halloween Spider Party!" Jinx seconded.
"And we hire Beast Boy as giant green spider!" Blackfire thirded.
If you have come to the impression that even the girls on Teen Titans (GO!) are constantly clobbering themselves, nothing could be more far from the truth. If Robin and Gizmo aren't parading their egos of the size of Giganta and their brains of the size of Shrinking Violet and forcing their teammates into pointless frays, they get together quite well. Blackfire...well, she just took a break from world domination, and since Terra, Starfire and Raven were so constantly blabbering about Beast Boy's titanic abilities in bed, she wondered if she could use her abilities as sneaky bastichette to...arrange something.
"Beast Boy as spider? He will catch me in his net and eat me!" Bumblebee fake-squealed.
"C'mon, insect-brain, everyone knows Beast Boy is a vegetarian...oh sorry, you mean THAT, sister..." Ravager interjected. Everyone giggled.
Kole, who was day's session chairwoman, called for votes. "Agreed, 8:0. Who is organizing the pumpkins?"
Meanwhile, in the Titan Tower...
Cyborg was tinkering, as usual. Robin dropped in. (Literally - the Titan Tower does have doors, but nobody ever seems to use them.) "Holy Halloween, Cyborg! What's that supposed to be, deco?" "Recon unit. And it runs on anything that yields energy, and be it donuts. Booyah!" "Fine, but a) I'm far more inconspicuous in ninja mode, b) Gizmo is just curing all his broken bones so c) I say we take those spideroids as Halloween deco." And since Beast Boy just flew in (literally), Robin grounded him (literally) to decorate the Tower rooms for the night. "I'll go with Cyborg and demonstrate him my mad Ninja skillz, I think I left some bones of Gizmo unbroken. Don't expect me back before midnight. I want top-scary Halloween exhibits until then, you sloth!" "Yes, Big Boss," Beast Boy yawned and waved goodbye with his claw-toes.
"Rae! Kory! Free Gaff! We can even take the giant park simulation on floor six! The pumpkins there are already overripe!" Quickly, every girl of the club was called on her herophone (or villainphone), and the party could start. There were funny games (Starfire and Blackfire explained the rules of Glunkakakakah), some casual terrorizing...eh, I mean trick-or-treating of the neighborhood (hooboy, you don't even think to withheld sweets from Blackfire. Or Raven. Or Ravager), Raven was telling gruesome Halloween horror stories that would have made her father crawl under the bed in panic, the decoration was smoking hot (especially after some misfired shots by Starfire) and pumpkin juice flew in torrents for everyone.
The pumpkins were overripe. (Did I mention it already?)
Beverage abuse, an eternal problem of the youth.
Whoever had the idea to google for Halloween fetish porn...one thing led to another. "Tie me up, Beast Boy!" "Yes, me too!" "Do the things a spider can!" Beast Boy happily obliged. Soon, hands and feet of all girls were stuck in silken ties. More giggling ensued. "Ohnoes! We are helplessly entangled in the webbings of the giant spider who will do abominable things to us! Heeelp!" they cried...except Raven, who had a little problem with the concept of Kayfabe. "Helpless, my shiny extra eyes!" she scoffed and let her demon form out. "Azarath M..."
Well, that was all what she brought out, it ended in "M-ph!", as Beast Boy glued her mouth shut. And then a astonished but joyful "MMMH!", as Beast Boy did a thing a spider probably couldn't (but he is amazingly dexterous even with chelicerae) - he unpacked her big breasts and caressed them. Raven gave up resistance suspiciously easily, and the remaining girls unisono screamed: "We iterate: helpless and abominable!", wriggling in anticipation of their presumably very pleasurable fate.
Now things proceeded amazingly quick. In a minute, Beast Boy had undressed the girls and glued silken lines to their clits and nipples. Then he began to vibrate the threads with his legs. The sensation was undescribable. The girls soon screamed in ecstasy. (Scientific Factoid: Male spiders use vibrating strings to subdue their females, lest they might get eaten. As you see, the trick also works wonders with human females.) For bonus points, he crosswired Starfire and Blackfire. Any desparate move of one sister immediately pleasured the other. "Stop squirming or I orgasm to death! OOOH!" Blackfire gasped. "You first, sister! AAAH!" Starfire retorted. And then they orgasmed again with an unisono "X'HAAAAAL!" Meanwhile, Beast Boy was performing cunnilingus on Terra, his "official" girlfriend. (If you ask how this works with a spider maw, Terra could say: perfectly, you're welcome). Her love juices were streaming, and Beast Boy was sucking her dry (more factoids: as you probably know, spiders can only digest liquids). But all girls got their fair share of pleasure. They waved their hips and large breasts but the pleasuring tickling didn't stop. They almost cried their lungs out (except Raven, who was gagged - please stop fapping for a moment and pay attention to the plot).
After a sheer eternity of permagasm, only Terra was still standing, as official girlfriend being accustomed to the pleasures of his animal forms. The rest of the girls had orgasmed into blissful unconsciousness and hung limp in their silken prisons. But another thing was also still standing, and that was Beast Boy's giant spider penis. (Before you ask: Of course spiders have a penis, and giant spiders have a giant penis. For a spider, that is. For Terra, it fitted perfectly. Do you need a sketch?) A few thrusts, and her vagina frantically clasped around it, and finally, Terra passed out, too.
Beast Boy began to firmly cocoon the girls. When his work was done, they were completely encased in silk, except for their nether regions. After all, they were completely wet and Beast Boy had more sucking to do. "OM NOM NOM! Tamaranean vagoo juice should be available at Walmart!" he rejoiced when he sucked Blackfire dry. Vegetarians are always in danger of getting not enough high-quality proteins.
When the girls slowly awoke from their joyride again, they found they couldn't move a single muscle...except their pubococcygeus. Which they immediately needed, as Beast Boy continued to torment them with orgasms and suck their juices. (Hmmm, this turns into more suckage than your average "Alberich" spider comic. At least it's more fun for the girls.) "But Kory tastes even better!" he exclaimed. "Neener, neener, sis," Kory thought between two multiple orgasms. Too bad she couldn't underline it with a stuck-out tongue. (If that is custom on Tamaran at all. Bugs me.)
But then the horrorgasms slowly began, when the girls finally realized their bellies were constantly swelling. "X'HAL! Something is moving in my womb!" Blackfire thought. "Get it out! Get it out!" Jinx tried to yell, of course it was futile.
Beast Boy, in the meantime, thought that now he had the right for some own fun and turned into a flying unicorn. "Swallow my Pretty Pretty Pegasus, Raven! Yeehaw!" he cried out and removed Raven's gag. She opened her mouth to...whatever, probably some azarathmetrionzinthos as usual, but it was immediately filled with horsecock. (More scientific factoid: If you ever saw a stallion, you might have wondered about the funny form of his glans penis. Notwithstanding the fact that the stallion will likewise wonder about YOUR weenie, the reason is simple: nature shaped it such that a human, resp. half-demon, girl can't spit it out. Wonders of Evolution.) Deeper and deeper it went. Raven's gag reflexes took it into a loving embrace. And then Beast Boy's cumshot filled her lungs. Good that the unicorn has amazing healing powers or even her half-demon nature wouldn't have saved her from drowning in cum.
When you pleasure a woman long enough, her vagina begs to be filled. Terra already had her share, but now Beast Boy turned into a rattlesnake. A forked tongue on the clit and a vibrating rattle in the vagina - the girls went insane with lust, almost forgetting their predicament.
Almost. "I'm gonna burst!" they wanted to scream, or "They're nesting in my raw flesh!" or just "I'm pregnant!" Beast Boy took advantage of their knocked-up state for milking them like cows while their bellies kept swelling and swelling and the horror inside them crawling and crawling, sucking and sucking. It was the most pleasurable horror you can imagine.
"And so eight voluptious girls meet a painful horribly death by being eaten from the inside by Beast Boy's brood. THE E..."
Slowly, the girls got their senses back. One might have assumed that they now would dismember, frag and puree Beast Boy for his unannounced prank of "impregnating" them with spiders, but it's hard to go ragegirl when brainwashed with pregnancy whore-moans and in megagasm afterglow.
"These plastic skeletons are NOT funny, Beast Boy! Those 239 multiple orgasms actually almost killed me for real!" Terra complained, somewhat half-heartedly.
"C'mon, Terra, it's Halloween!" Beast Boy gave back, playing innocent.
"Terra, you have to admit the hearts are a cute touch," Kole suggested. (The pelvis opening of a female skeleton, together with the coccyx, almost gives the illusion of a heart-shape, so Beast Boy stuffed each with a Valentine heart.) Bumblebee agreed that her pelvis was looking for love: "You bet, Kole, my lap still screams for second serving!"
Meanwhile Blackfire was still "stuffed" (Beast Boy helped them "birth" when they were unconscious again from the horrorgasms), and thus she asked annoyed: "So, when do you asshole plan to remove Cyborgs mecha recon spiders from my womb?" (Aha! That's what you call a Chekov spider.) Starfire just laughed at her. "MWHAHA, sister, we all know that you are such a 'mother'! Also, always good to know your location, world dominatrix!"
Raven nonchalantly uttered to noone in particular: "Well, I found it all pretty entertaining..."
"RAVEN!" the other girls yelled in mockful indignation.
NOW it's The End